Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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