Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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