ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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