I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
