We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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