the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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