1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
