ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
