Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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