well I can't set my house on fire every night
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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