ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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