Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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