I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
‪I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse. ‬
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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