porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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