Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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