There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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