it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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