i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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