I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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