Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
