she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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