So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
