the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
