She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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