That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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