$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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