just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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