Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We had sex on a dog bed..
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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