okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
