No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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