If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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