i was born a porn star she said
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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