Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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