Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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