Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Say something about gay babies.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Randomize
