I need help removing her.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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