No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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