You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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