I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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