Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
