Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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