That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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