He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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