How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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