Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
