...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i think my mom watched the whole time
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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