Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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