he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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