Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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