maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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