So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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