"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
