i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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