He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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