Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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