the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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