i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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